I put in some pretty random and funny jokes!
You HAVE to read them and give me a few comment's about if they're . . . .
HOT or NOT (hee hee)
- A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts." The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?" "Why yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor... "You have a sprained finger."
Seriously though, why are people soooooooooooo mean to blondes?
I'm a blonde at heart!!!!!!! I'm sooooo offended!
- A blonde a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her. Finally, the blonde enteredthe room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun." The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?" The blonde smirkedand put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
- The philosopher was laying in bed one night, looking up at the moon, the brightlylit stars gazing over the black,black night sky listening to the defening silence when he sat up and asked himself "where the heck is my roof?"
- once upon a time there was a very calm stay at home mother she never lost her temper and was always well mannered even when her husband was lazy and monserous. One day her husband was trying to annoy her, but she just WOULDN'T get mad and he finally gave up and asked his wife "How do you control your anger so well?" "well? I clean the toilet!" "how does that help?" "I use your toothbush!"
p.s it took me a LOOOOOOOOOONG time to write all those ha's
Thanks for reading!
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